Wipe Bucket – A Hat for the Truly Unwell

Description:
This bucket hat features a roll of toilet paper dead center. Why? That’s not for us to answer. Maybe you’re a visionary. Maybe you’re in emotional ruin. Either way, this is the hat. 💀

Perfect for festivals, awkward beach days, or silently declaring "I peaked in quarantine." 🌞🏖️

100% cotton. 0% shame.
One size fits whoever dares. 😈

Product features
- 100% Cotton Twill for a vintage look and feel.
- One size fits most, ensuring comfort for any head size.
- Lightweight crown of 3 ¾″ (7.6 cm) for a relaxed fit.
- 2 ¼″ (5.1 cm) brim offers sun protection and style.
- Sewn eyelets provide breathability for warm weather.

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