Skip to product information
"Certified Shit Hoodie"
  • "Certified Shit Hoodie"
  • "Certified Shit Hoodie"
  • "Certified Shit Hoodie"
  • "Certified Shit Hoodie"
  • "Certified Shit Hoodie"
  • "Certified Shit Hoodie"
  • "Certified Shit Hoodie"
  • "Certified Shit Hoodie"
"Certified Shit Hoodie"

"Certified Shit Hoodie"

$59.00 USD
Taxes included.

Slip into something that says “I stopped caring and life got better.” This cozy-ass hoodie proudly features our iconic poop logo — because nothing says drip like literal shit. Whether you're lounging, ghosting responsibilities, or starting beef in the comments, this hoodie’s got your back (and your front).

Soft, warm, and unreasonably bold — just like you.

Wear it ironically. Or don’t. We’re not your mom.

 

Product features
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth
- Adjustable drawstring hood with a stylish touch
- Without side seams for a sleek, attractive fit
- Crafted from a durable 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
- Embroidery options for personal customization

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 
Size
Color